my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

(Source: tridant)

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

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icameas-roman:

Siri cursing is the best thing in the world. hahaha

(Source: andrewbreitel)

What if one day,you just randomly woke up..

sarcasm-always-helps:

And your whole life was a dream

(Source: zombieinmybutt)

mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea

sexualfavours:

Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?

(Source: rustboro)

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket